Today I fought some dude for a ladies honor.

I've been talkin to this girl for a while now and she called me crying saying some dude was in her apartment making her feel unsafe. He was pissed at her roommate and breaking her shit, so my lady friend called me. I went there and the dude called her a cunt for getting involved "she just lives there he doesnt even know her" and threw her tobacco water pipe (lol). Things were getting rowdy so she called me saying she was scared.

Time to shine kids. Diveman on the way.

I come over

Open the door

Get on the Floor

Everybody walk the dinosaur.




But for real, I came in tried to get the guy to leave, needless to say this bromosexual took a swing at me. And I kicked his leg out and in one motion elbowed him down. When he got up he kicked me in the ribs and I slammed his head into the floor and dragged him outside.

Afterwards I got a heart felt thank you from said lady friend. SKADOOSH



tl;dr
kicked a dudes ass cause he was harassing a pretty little lady.

Feels good man



Also, bringin back the man thread

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Adventure... excitement... a dough manipulator craves not these things.

I've found that being a man requires a varied assortment of skillzzzz. You can tag seven when you hit Lvl. 15 and I chose swimming, pole-arm, health, push-ups, whiskey, listening to Rush, and lastly fruit. Of all these skillzzzz I've grinded my way to almost maximum in fruit.

It's really the perfect skill. It employs alchemy, range attacks, and trap setting. When I find JT, he's gonna much fruitier by the time I'm done with him.

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"My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare. "

You are my hero.

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In and out of jail. Man thread approval?

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"Divide by Sharpedo? Pft, more like devoured by Sharpedo!" - Jay C; MAGfest 8

indeed sir.

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Adventure... excitement... a dough manipulator craves not these things.

I think I might have some kind of tamed feral bear man (not gay). My canines and premolars are pretty pointy, the space between my right and left moth is kinda small, I'm pretty hairy (which I manage with the aid of electric clippers an decen flexibility), I have an affinity for dead animal flesh that still smells of blood, and I occasionally resent the order and structure of humanity. I yearn for freedom, maybe that's just the wild calling me.

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"My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare. "

Fuck this, the man thread is BACK.

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"Divide by Sharpedo? Pft, more like devoured by Sharpedo!" - Jay C; MAGfest 8

Dammit. And I just shaved my beard. Guess I'll get bacon tonight then.

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Rest in peace Trevor

I'm taking three women's studies courses this semester, because apparently psychology needs to understand that women will complain no matter what.

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"My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare. "

I once broke a finger punching some dude in the head at a movie theater. Does that count as manly?

Depends whether it's because you punched him so hard or because you just fucked up your punch, and how willing you are to lie to us.

It also depends on whether or not punched him because he insulted your mascara.

What happened was that I bumped his chair about 3/4s of the way through the movie. I'm fairly tall, 6'2'', and movie theaters are pretty small. After I bumped his chair he turned around and started yelling at me in the middle of the movie, so I told him to shut the hell up and watch the movie. His girlfriend then started yelling at me to stop bad mouthing her boyfriend so I told her to shut the hell up. Then he jumped over the seat and I assume tried to punch me or something but ended up practically hugging me around the waist. I then punched him in the head a few times until my friends pulled him off me. Him and his girlfriend then stormed out of the theater while I watched the rest of the movie.

The reason I broke my finger was from messed up punches because it turns out trying to punch someone whose head is right around my stomach isn't easy to do.

I vote manly. Only thing that could have made it better is if you'd punched the bitch as well

Better yet, punched him INTO the bitch. A man never directly harms a woman.
UNLESS SHE INITIATES. After that blood must be drawn.

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Rest in peace Trevor