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holycrapman
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:35 am |
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Women... Can't live with 'em, can't turn gay and start fucking a sex that you can actually understand in spite of 'em. I mean, you could try, but that's a long way to got in the name of spite.
Also, tubes, girls around your age (and my age, for that matter) wanna date older guys because girls believe that they're more mature. Girls aren't inherently more mature (Megs? I don't really know, I failed Psych of Women) than guys of the same age. They don't want to date some 20-year-old beast man who occasionally does handsprings off railings and sneaks through subterranean corridors at night to sate the wild creature that resides in him. What I'm saying, tubes, is that you should send me some delicious New Zealand sheep. Preferably fresh and perhaps even still alive.
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Tuberz
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:40 pm |
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holycrapman wrote: What I'm saying, tubes, is that you should send me some delicious New Zealand sheep. Preferably fresh and perhaps even still alive. Once all the other New Zealanders are done shagging them.
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Gergus
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:20 am |
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Megette wrote: Gergus wrote: skin tight jeans and capris: do girls actually go for men that wear them and for the love of god WHY?! Okay Capris are a no no for men. An absolute fuck no! It's just too effeminate. Jean shorts are also a no. They are tacky and gross and make you look like you were born in the eighties and accidentally shaved your rat tail off. But skinny jeans can be attractive on the right guy. For one, and Greg of the Megas is a prime example, they can make your ass look fantastic. And as much as girls pretend not to notice these things, we fucking do. And we get turned on by looking at a man's tight end in tight jeans as much as you get turned on looking at a nice pair of tatas in a tight sweater. Also, being willing to wear skinny jeans means you are willing to get made fun of by other men because you have a sense of fashion! and every girl wants a guy who cares about how he looks. It's like the male equivalent of a trophy wife. Of course skinny jeans aren't for everyone. DO NOT WEAR THEM IF YOU DON'T have the body for them. Don't wear jeans so tight your love handles hand over the edge and don't wear brightly colored ones unless you are a woman, in a punk band, homosexual, or are attending a crazy pants party.
So I finally gave in and found a pair that i could actually walk around normal in and I gotta say, not half bad. I swear I did catch some ladies looking at my butt too, funny how the tables have turned. Either way, thanks for the advice. Whoever said you should write a book was right, just copy and paste this whole thread in there!
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Helios
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:15 pm |
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Alright, so I feel akward writing this, and perhaps that's part of the problem... but anyways...
So, I've never been huge on modern dances (not that I can ballroom dance, but I still prefer it to current day stuff). I tend to feel akward at them, because there's a lot of this newfangled 'grinding' going on, and I don't understand it nor do I think it is for me. Buuuuuut, I do have some questions.
What's normal for grinding? Are girls expecting the guys to get, ehem, hard, persay? Or is there expected to be supreme self control?
Is this how I, as a male, am supposed to interact? Am I supposed to just go up behind a girl and start grinding behind her? Does it have to be that way?
And for that matter, who are you supposed to grind with? What level of acquaintance and physical attraction is the norm?
And while I'm at it, am I just overdramatizing grinding? It feels like it goes on a lot at every modern dance. And what other alternatives are there? Are guys expected to grind? Is it a good or bad thing that I don't do it, because I don't feel especially right doing it?
That's a lot of questions... sorry if I'm overthinking this.
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Cello
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:38 am |
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Do you prefer more of a circular motion, or are you a fan of the 'rapid flick'?
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Helios
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:25 pm |
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I'm more just curious about what goes on then actually participating.
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Cello
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:05 pm |
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Helios wrote: I'm more just curious about what goes on then actually participating.
That was uh
actually for Megette
but now I'm curious as to how one would go about performing the dance maneuver known as the 'rapid flick'
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Helios
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:22 pm |
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Cello wrote: Helios wrote: I'm more just curious about what goes on then actually participating. That was uh actually for Megette but now I'm curious as to how one would go about performing the dance maneuver known as the 'rapid flick'
OH. LOL, now that I've made a fool of myself. Sorry, but I'm glad it was funny 
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LaughingRobotGirls
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:21 pm |
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Helios wrote: Alright, so I feel akward writing this, and perhaps that's part of the problem... but anyways...
So, I've never been huge on modern dances (not that I can ballroom dance, but I still prefer it to current day stuff). I tend to feel akward at them, because there's a lot of this newfangled 'grinding' going on, and I don't understand it nor do I think it is for me. Buuuuuut, I do have some questions.
What's normal for grinding? Are girls expecting the guys to get, ehem, hard, persay? Or is there expected to be supreme self control?
Is this how I, as a male, am supposed to interact? Am I supposed to just go up behind a girl and start grinding behind her? Does it have to be that way?
And for that matter, who are you supposed to grind with? What level of acquaintance and physical attraction is the norm?
And while I'm at it, am I just overdramatizing grinding? It feels like it goes on a lot at every modern dance. And what other alternatives are there? Are guys expected to grind? Is it a good or bad thing that I don't do it, because I don't feel especially right doing it?
That's a lot of questions... sorry if I'm overthinking this.
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Proto-J Man
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:02 am |
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If a GF is mad, is it better to wait until things calm down or try to talk it over then?
Also, what's the best way to tell a girl about a fault without making her all mad?
I need 100% satisfaction here.
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Johnny AMERICA
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:13 am |
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Joined: Sun May 15, 2011 12:45 am Posts: 2012 Location: My Town, My City
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What you ask is an impossibility.
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Proto-J Man
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:56 am |
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Johnny AMERICA wrote: What you ask is an impossibility. Thatsthejoke.jpg
I always knew I didn't understand women. It was when I started thinking that I was beginning to understand them did I truly understand how much I don't understand them.
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Jim Fear
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:32 pm |
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Joined: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:21 am Posts: 2759 Location: HELL
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How come I'm getting in trouble with my lady because I want to stay at my house even though there's no power, instead of her place which is really uncomfortable?
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Jay C
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:14 pm |
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Have you told her that? Also she could see it as you not wanting to be around her, especially with all of those inconveniences.
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Megette
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:08 pm |
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Helios wrote: Alright, so I feel akward writing this, and perhaps that's part of the problem... but anyways...
So, I've never been huge on modern dances (not that I can ballroom dance, but I still prefer it to current day stuff). I tend to feel akward at them, because there's a lot of this newfangled 'grinding' going on, and I don't understand it nor do I think it is for me. Buuuuuut, I do have some questions.
What's normal for grinding? Are girls expecting the guys to get, ehem, hard, persay? Or is there expected to be supreme self control?
Is this how I, as a male, am supposed to interact? Am I supposed to just go up behind a girl and start grinding behind her? Does it have to be that way?
And for that matter, who are you supposed to grind with? What level of acquaintance and physical attraction is the norm?
And while I'm at it, am I just overdramatizing grinding? It feels like it goes on a lot at every modern dance. And what other alternatives are there? Are guys expected to grind? Is it a good or bad thing that I don't do it, because I don't feel especially right doing it?
That's a lot of questions... sorry if I'm overthinking this.
Girls do expect you to get hard, and if they don't they're idiots.
I would ask the girl if she wants to dance otherwise you may get the turn around/shun. Just ask, it's nicer. You can grind with anyone you want to. YOu do not have to know them but physical attraction is a plus.
Grinding is basically all that people do these days and aside from slow dancing, I don't really know any appropriate substitutes. It's okay if you don't do it but that just means you aren't going to have much fun at a dance or in a club and that is your right.
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