Women... Can't live with 'em, can't turn gay and start fucking a sex that you can actually understand in spite of 'em. I mean, you could try, but that's a long way to got in the name of spite.

Also, tubes, girls around your age (and my age, for that matter) wanna date older guys because girls believe that they're more mature. Girls aren't inherently more mature (Megs? I don't really know, I failed Psych of Women) than guys of the same age. They don't want to date some 20-year-old beast man who occasionally does handsprings off railings and sneaks through subterranean corridors at night to sate the wild creature that resides in him. What I'm saying, tubes, is that you should send me some delicious New Zealand sheep. Preferably fresh and perhaps even still alive.

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Once all the other New Zealanders are done shagging them.

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So I finally gave in and found a pair that i could actually walk around normal in and I gotta say, not half bad. I swear I did catch some ladies looking at my butt too, funny how the tables have turned. Either way, thanks for the advice. Whoever said you should write a book was right, just copy and paste this whole thread in there!

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Alright, so I feel akward writing this, and perhaps that's part of the problem... but anyways...

So, I've never been huge on modern dances (not that I can ballroom dance, but I still prefer it to current day stuff). I tend to feel akward at them, because there's a lot of this newfangled 'grinding' going on, and I don't understand it nor do I think it is for me. Buuuuuut, I do have some questions.

What's normal for grinding? Are girls expecting the guys to get, ehem, hard, persay? Or is there expected to be supreme self control?

Is this how I, as a male, am supposed to interact? Am I supposed to just go up behind a girl and start grinding behind her? Does it have to be that way?

And for that matter, who are you supposed to grind with? What level of acquaintance and physical attraction is the norm?

And while I'm at it, am I just overdramatizing grinding? It feels like it goes on a lot at every modern dance. And what other alternatives are there? Are guys expected to grind? Is it a good or bad thing that I don't do it, because I don't feel especially right doing it?

That's a lot of questions... sorry if I'm overthinking this.

Do you prefer more of a circular motion, or are you a fan of the 'rapid flick'?

I'm more just curious about what goes on then actually participating.

That was uh

actually for Megette

but now I'm curious as to how one would go about performing the dance maneuver known as the 'rapid flick'

OH. LOL, now that I've made a fool of myself. Sorry, but I'm glad it was funny

If a GF is mad, is it better to wait until things calm down or try to talk it over then?

Also, what's the best way to tell a girl about a fault without making her all mad?

I need 100% satisfaction here.

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What you ask is an impossibility.

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I always knew I didn't understand women. It was when I started thinking that I was beginning to understand them did I truly understand how much I don't understand them.

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It’s time to throw down
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How come I'm getting in trouble with my lady because I want to stay at my house even though there's no power, instead of her place which is really uncomfortable?

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Have you told her that? Also she could see it as you not wanting to be around her, especially with all of those inconveniences.

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Rest in peace Trevor

Girls do expect you to get hard, and if they don't they're idiots.
I would ask the girl if she wants to dance otherwise you may get the turn around/shun. Just ask, it's nicer. You can grind with anyone you want to. YOu do not have to know them but physical attraction is a plus.

Grinding is basically all that people do these days and aside from slow dancing, I don't really know any appropriate substitutes. It's okay if you don't do it but that just means you aren't going to have much fun at a dance or in a club and that is your right.

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