Getting mad at me the day of something because I made plans that don't involve her weeks ahead of time and told her about it several times.

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Getting mad at me because I was upset that she cancelled on me for the 10th night in a row... like yea she has a good reason, but that doesn't mean I can't be displeased that I don't get to see her AGAIN. I didn't get mad at her, was just upset. And taking things I say the completely wrong way... like sometimes I do word them poorly, but sometimes it's just... crazy. And making me feel like she doesn't give a fuck... i mean i'm not like 'i need you to tell me you appreciate me all the time' but very rarely do i feel like she gives a damn.

/endrant

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If she appreciates you, she'll show it by blowing you. Not by blowing you off.

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"My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare. "

She eventually did come over Saturday and all that fun private stuff happened, i'm just not used to a girl who's closed off with her emotions.

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That wasn't so much an analysis of your situation, rather a change for me to wordplay.

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"My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare. "

She asks me to go to the beach with her a lot..and when she gets there, we put down our towels and she takes a god damn nap.

There is no point to driving to a beach if all you're gonna do is sleep because "the water makes my hair too curly."

And she also gets mad when I leave her to go surf/swim/frisbee with the rest of the bros.

I'm not gonna sit there and watch you sleep, I just drank a redbull and 3 beers, I wanna do things.

But other than that shes aweso.

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Adventure... excitement... a dough manipulator craves not these things.

How big do I need to be?

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Don't feed the trolls

Based on a previous relationship, when she held it against me that I didn't have a job and she did. I get my income from the military and my disabilities and school and paid over 2/3rds of the rent between just us and always wound up buying groceries and gave her support on anything else when she was broke. Then we broke up, I had been applying to places six months before this happened and finally got a job at walgreens and sure enough, she started coming on to me again.

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I'm the one fucking this bitch, you're just holding the camera.

Bitches, mang...

Things might work out differently, depending on the constantly shifting landscape of being in your 20's. My buddy and his girlfriend started things off like this:
"I have no money."
"I don't have any money either."
"I have booze."
"OMG Yur boifrend nou!"

They are the happiest heterosexual relationship I've seen.

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"My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare. "

Well, it was rather good wordplay.

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I can tell you that the fellas in jail with ladies, the most annoying thing is when they say over the phone "hurry up and come out". It's like, oh yeah, why the fuck didn't I think of that. I'll just hurry the fuck up. Let me just go knock on the door and talk to the guard. Let me just tell him, "hey, my lady friend wants me to hurry up, can we wrap up this whole 'serving time' shit?"

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"Divide by Sharpedo? Pft, more like devoured by Sharpedo!" - Jay C; MAGfest 8

Best answer so far haha.

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The Megas: Because sex does wear blue.

My roommates and I are looking for a name for our apartment.
I need ideas!
We live with a lady so it can't be too manly.

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Don't feed the trolls

How about "my apartment"? It's not a pillow fort, you don't need a name for it.

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It doesn't sound the same in french and I was looking for something in french but you can't really help me so never mind. my bad

But thanks anyway

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Don't feed the trolls