A whole ton of shit happened in my dream last night, but all I can remember coherently is the part where I was on a plane heading to MAGfest and then an animated gif came in and blew up the plane.

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I had a terrifying dream last night. Pretty vivid too. There is some approximation, but it goes down like this:

It took place in my Logic Class, which is in a building with a clock tower. Outside there was a thick fog and a lot of people running. I was hiding with a few other people. Then these things bust into the lecture room; these awful, pale creatures. They were skinny, naked, and entirely hairless. They didn't have eyes, but they had huge mouths with a large gap between two large, fang-like tusks protruding out of the top of their mouths. When I woke up I realized that these things aren't that original in their appearance, they're basically the vampires from the trailer to Priest. Those things were called sheets for some reason. There was one who had long, dread-like tendrils extending from its face. This one was called a wheat. It used four tendrils that extended from its nose (lack of nose) and sniffed out the crowd that I was a part of.

Shit gets pretty messed up from here. One of the sheets shoved a blond girl against the wall, and tears out the four front teeth between her top canines. It then coughs up this white foam that covers her face and fills her mouth. People are freaking out and getting attacked, the wheat is just standing there, there's an old bald guy just being left alone, and I decide to bust the fuck out of there. Out on the street there were these small creatures that resembled ticks, but they had the same pale flesh as the sheets. Just scurrying around in the fog.

After that I woke. I had a bit of a hangover.

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"My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare. "

I had a dream that I thought I had the cure for a zombie virus on a needle. There was a movie being shot downstairs near an elevator and they were shooting some kind of zombie film. I poked zombie actor with the needle. Guess who was surprised when it wasn't the cure I used on the actor...


Guys, I created the zombie pandemic.

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Rest in peace Trevor

Okay so I dreamt I was a character in Lost Odyssey, a JRPG on the 360. But in this dream, the characters also controlled Digimon. We were in a fight against a rich man and woman and their robot servants. One of the party members was Venomized so I commanded my digimon to use a healing spell. Only problem is one of the robots was a special kind that ejected people from battle whenever they used special moves and was all around just very powerful. Then for some reason the enemies were all in my kitchen, and my party was in my room, still in battle formation. The robot came looking for me, and I was hiding up against the wall. He somehow didn't see me when he popped his head in the door, but he stayed around looking. He then started talking and ended up being kind of eccentric. Eventually he just straight up walked into my room and started talking about seemingly nothing to both my party and me, before offering me some potato chips that I think he referred to as his secret recipe. I ate one and said it was good in order to make him not pissed at me. Then I dropped one and said "OH! Uh, I accidentally dropped it because it was so good! Pure accident!" His smiles and laughter disappeared and he put a finger in my asshole and lifted me upward very painfully.

Dream end.

that was fucking terrifying.

I had a dream where I remembered to put away the spaghetti from last night but when I woke up it turns out I didn't.

JT, that dream was amazing. Cobo, that dream sucked.

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"My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare. "

i fucking wish i was making it up

I'm not disputing that. JT's Dream: Rated M for Butthole action.

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"My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare. "

No, I mean I SERIOUSLY wish that that didn't happen to me. I was freaked out for like an hour afterward.

You sure you didn't remember to put the spaghetti away, but then in your sleep you went out to the kitchen and brought it back out so when you woke up you thought that putting it away was the dream?

No, I remember waking up knowing damn sure I didn't.

I remember something else about my dream last night but it's dumb as hell and I don't know why I'd talk about it here. I was making some sort of presentation for all my friends for some reason. Don't know why. Had my laptop hooked up to a projector of sorts. FOR SOME REASON I had a hotlink from my desktop leading to FUCKING FURAFFINITY OF ALL PLACES WHY THE FUCK but regardless my dumbass self clicks it so everyone can see me go to the damn site and everyone's all "HAHAHA DUDE YOU'RE A FURRY" and I'm all "WELL FUCK IT SO WHAT WHO CARES".

I'm not even a furry. well okay I dig the porn from time to time but I'm not as bad as you would think

On shrooms.

I am the night.

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Adventure... excitement... a dough manipulator craves not these things.

I just had a boxing match. Let me explain.

I just had the most retardedly vivid dream I think I've ever had. It all started as I was getting ready for work (in a mall (at Aeropostale (I hate Aeropostale))). My boss calls the store and tells me they have a new idea for marketing and to help out with company morale (evidently I was management there, too). They want me to have a mixed martial arts match with an employee (the employee in question I actually work with in real life. He's a black belt in two disciplines. But he looks like a stack of tires.)

So we get everything set up, but I have to run to the other end of the mall to do some things. Once I finally get changed and ready, my friends show up at where I was to follow me back to the event. We were late, because my idiot friends and I couldn't find my store (that I worked at? weird. Oh, and I've never been to this mall before).

We FINALLY get back to the store, and the ring is set up and everything. There's a giant crowd, and even the Megas were there. This is it; they announce both myself and the other person's name, we walk out to the ring, I turn around and see this crowd of like, 180 people all ready to watch me get my ass kicked. Referee gives us the quick rundown, we bump gloves, and BAM I FUCKING WAKE UP.

GODDAMN YOU, SUBCONSCIOUS.

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Either your subconscious didn't want to live with the pain of defeat.

Or it didn't want you to win. Who knows?

I just had this fucked up dream where I was just hanging out with some friends drinking, and then I was outside walking home, decided to cut through the woods or some shit when a motorcycle comes by and it's pretty weird, and it loops around and starts chasing me so I'm running through the woods with this guy on a motorcycle with a chain chasing me, so after awhile I think I lose the motorcycle and look around to make sure when I'm hit in the back of the head with a baseball bat.

I wake up tied up in this bloody room with some dude I don't know, and the bikers walk in and explain the situation, apparently they're cannibals and they're gonna kill me. After awhile of trying to talk them out of to no avail this baby come walking in splashing around in the blood, and I'm like "WHAT THE FUCK IS A BABY DOING HERE" and they're like "Dude, we don't know, it just showed up, we're not gonna eat it we just don't know who owns this fucking thing" and I'm like "Dude, I know who's baby this is, I can totally take it home if you let me go" so they decided to let me go as long as I get that baby out of there, but I can't save the other guy, he has to stay because the cannibals need something to eat, so I'm like "I don't fucking know that guy, go ahead" then they gut him and I woke up.