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Tuberz
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:39 pm |
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Joined: Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:10 pm Posts: 4495 Location: I COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER
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UUUUGGH
A cat is fine too.
_________________ Comm.BA wrote: I loved the way that [musical term] sounded against the [musical term]. And the [musical term]! It was a fucking great [musical term].
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Jim Fear
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:22 pm |
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Joined: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:21 am Posts: 2759 Location: HELL
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Teh_Ubergamers wrote: UUUUGGH A cat is fine too.
Stop whining. Things'll get better.
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holycrapman
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:55 pm |
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Joined: Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:49 pm Posts: 3224 Location: Pullman, Wash.
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Upon completion of highschool (or whatever it is in New Zealand. Shepherding school?) life gets 100% better. Then when you're old enough to buy alcohol, even better. Then there's marriage, children, philosophical crisis, alienating your loved ones, communing with nature through the use of mushrooms, salvaging your marriage, sending your kids off to pursue their dreams, cheating on your wife with an impressionable copywriter, divorce, alcoholism, joining the merchant marines and ultimately dying alone as a salty seacaptain.
_________________ "My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare. "
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Tuberz
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:01 pm |
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Joined: Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:10 pm Posts: 4495 Location: I COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER
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Man. HCM, you just made everything okay.
I can't wait to be a sea captain.
_________________ Comm.BA wrote: I loved the way that [musical term] sounded against the [musical term]. And the [musical term]! It was a fucking great [musical term].
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Comm.BA
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:56 pm |
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Joined: Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:24 am Posts: 6158 Location: IN THE SAME HOUSE AS P.BABE, SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!
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The COMMuning with nature through the use of shrooms is the best part.
_________________ "Divide by Sharpedo? Pft, more like devoured by Sharpedo!" - Jay C; MAGfest 8
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Gergus
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:20 am |
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Joined: Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:40 pm Posts: 1196 Location: That place near Gary, IN
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So there's this girl that I like that I work with at Wally Greens. I like her and she just broke up with her boyfriend because he wasn't taking care of himself. The only problem is they still live with each other. If anyone's followed me on the current events page, they know that I've dealt with the same difficulties and given in to the friends with benefits in the end. How do I somehow convince here this isn't the right guy? BTW we never had sex after that we just fooled around. I'm really infatuated with this girl and have kept from expressing my feelings because she was already taken. How long should I wait before I try to make a move and how long should I wait before I express my true feeling towards her? We're not in the same department so I'm not too worried about getting shit from my boss.
_________________ I'm the one fucking this bitch, you're just holding the camera.
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Jim Fear
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:57 am |
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Joined: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:21 am Posts: 2759 Location: HELL
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Give it a couple of days, say "I heard what happened. You wanna get some drinks or something?". Don't go expressing your love for her.
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Tuberz
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:24 pm |
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Joined: Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:10 pm Posts: 4495 Location: I COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER
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^This guys is legit the love master.
For me. Ever since I told some of my mates that I'm moving, they've all sorta...
Become attracted to me. It's awkward. But whatevs.
I'M TOTES A LADY MAGNET
_________________ Comm.BA wrote: I loved the way that [musical term] sounded against the [musical term]. And the [musical term]! It was a fucking great [musical term].
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Gergus
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:03 pm |
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Joined: Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:40 pm Posts: 1196 Location: That place near Gary, IN
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Okay new problem. I've hinted that I'm interested in her and she's cool with me, but now I have a BIG problem. One of our managers is interested in her too. He's a fucking body builder, always has a fohawk, drives a fucking hummer and seems like a regular frat boy. Now, I'm fit, but I'm not fucking ripped either. He's a cool guy and all, but just the way he talks about how he uses women is fucking disgusting. I had the chance to talk to her at my house for a another co workers birthday, but had to be gone for quite some time to talk someone out of driving home drunk because her crazy husband thought she was fucking me at my one bedroom apartment with 8 other people there, and it's a small apartment. One of my co workers said she was texting him the whole time at the party. I feel like now I have nothing to lose. Valentines day is coming up and my plan is to show up at work with my guitar, play her the song I wrote and ask her to be my valentine. I don't want to lose her to some macho asshole and if she's already at this point is it too late? The song thing has worked before for me on multiple occasions and I feel that showing her that I care about her a lot will win her over and hopefully he'll be there as well and maybe back off. Bad idea?
_________________ I'm the one fucking this bitch, you're just holding the camera.
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ChaoticFox
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:09 pm |
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you lost me after you said the frat boy was "a cool guy and all"
EDIT: read the rest anyway
Think of it this way - if she ends up with a guy like him, you can't possibly be losing on on anything worthwhile!
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Gergus
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:11 pm |
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Joined: Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:40 pm Posts: 1196 Location: That place near Gary, IN
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I meant he's okay to work with. I don't give a fuck at this point if I get moved to a different store because I'm interested in her, this isn't right and she doesn't deserve to be used like that.
_________________ I'm the one fucking this bitch, you're just holding the camera.
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Jay C
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:01 pm |
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Joined: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:04 am Posts: 5268 Location: Louisville
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Fucking do something. Don't sit by idly. Seriously. make a move now. Get your foot in the door more and lock it down on V Day.
_________________ exoskell wrote: Also… know that you are not and were not ever just fans to me.  Rest in peace Trevor
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JohnnyGo
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:27 pm |
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Joined: Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:56 pm Posts: 1014 Location: Seattle
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Faux hawks are legit. I had one for a day after I sliced all my hair off. It was a good day.
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Fish
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:28 pm |
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Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:51 pm Posts: 938 Location: Monsteropolis
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Why are women such attention whores?
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Jay C
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:58 pm |
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Joined: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:04 am Posts: 5268 Location: Louisville
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Why are men pigs?
_________________ exoskell wrote: Also… know that you are not and were not ever just fans to me.  Rest in peace Trevor
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