R.I.P. Man Thread, you will be missed.

EDIT: NEVERMIND, RESURRECTED THAT SHIT! Time for us to get all manly up in here.

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"Divide by Sharpedo? Pft, more like devoured by Sharpedo!" - Jay C; MAGfest 8

Well, she wasn't able to make it to my show Thursday so I have to wait til Valentines Day to do it. She works that day and I don't so I have plenty of time to prepare. Should work...hopefully.

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I'm the one fucking this bitch, you're just holding the camera.

Hey guys, just FYI I am around and stuff, I just forget to check the forums unless Jay C reminds me that I have a thread here. Whoops. Let me know if you want/need anything or if you miss me. This is the most boring semester of my life.

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The Megas: Because sex does wear blue.

Yo, ladynerds. How do I reap the seeds of interest that I sowed in a random chick? I know that metaphor is a little dirty; talking about seeds and farming and likening women with thoughts and feelings to that of a field I can plow, but this is advice that I could use some perspective on.

Basically I'm too much of a pussy to make a move when the time feels right.

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"My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare. "

I'll just have to throw some knowledge towards yo Facebook/Twitter/Tumblr/Jay C's Phone/Other if you forget.

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"Divide by Sharpedo? Pft, more like devoured by Sharpedo!" - Jay C; MAGfest 8

Reading this thread just makes me realize how weird I can be compared to other women. Fuck.

Okay. This chick that said she liked me lately said that she doesn't like me.
NOW SHE WON'T LEAVE ME FUCKING ALONE
What is her problem? She's pissing me off.
Able to shed any light on this situation?

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I just now realized that the whole premise behind this thread bothers me.

I hate that so many people act like they're experts on their gender's psychology just because they happen to be a member of it. Girls are not a hivemind. Unless....

HEY MEGETTE, IS THE FEMALE BRAIN PART OF A COLLECTIVE HIVEMIND DEDICATED SOLELY TO THE COMPLETE SUBJUGATION OF THE MALE POPULATION?

It is.

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Rest in peace Trevor

For the record (I would totally wear an asshat), that wasn't really directed at anyone in particular (except possibly Tuberz).

It just struck me after reading his post that it seems kind of silly to think that ANYONE would really have anything more to offer than guesswork, regardless of gender.

I think it's because we needed a different kind of thread that let the ladies talk, otherwise it'd be a sausage fest of guys giving advice, which I'll admit it has become lately. We have the ask a guy thread, let them have theirs. Also, I totally believe there is a hive mind, otherwise how could women sync up their periods?

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I'm the one fucking this bitch, you're just holding the camera.

Let's not forget about the Ask a Convicted Felon Thread!

It's always there whenever you need advice, for whatever crazy reason, from a convicted felon.

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"Divide by Sharpedo? Pft, more like devoured by Sharpedo!" - Jay C; MAGfest 8

If the ladies want their share of the spotlight, they should try actually posting. Just a thought.

Let me put it this way.
I can use this thread as a crutch for myself.
I'm not confident in this area and if the girls can give me any form of advice it would help.
I don't care if it's guesswork or not. It's better than going from 100% unknown.

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Actually, the whole period thing is rather interesting. *When they occur and how often hey occur can depend on all kinds of shit. Two of the shits being diet and stress levels. If a woman has another woman as a roommate, share a fridge full of the same kind of foods and have to pay rent and utilities at the same time... yeah, they tend to kinda sync up. Same with if the chicks are best friends in high school and share classes. They eat lunch together and have the same big tests to worry about... There's actually all kinds of more reasons and shit for this. Hormones syncing up, probably some phermonal shit too, but even those are also affected by diet and stress.

*Citation: I'm a fucking woman.



I'm not sure if I'm qualified to give womanly advice, nor have I combed the thread for all of the comments made about the situation in the past (just a few here and there in the past) but I'm not really convinced that you seem to like her. So I don't think you should worry about it. Don't like her just because she likes you. If you're genuinely interested in her regardless if she likes you or not, then yeah, you need to figure this shit out so you can pursue it. But at the moment you just seem really annoyed at her and her craziness. (And from your side of the story, yeah, she seems like a typical crazy High School-er.)