Because I know that most of you members on the forum are jerky eating, beer drinking, testosterone bleeding, men's men who have about as much social prowess in real life as a World of Warcraft Player at the Royal Wedding, I decided to make a thread where you have the privilege of asking me, a real live titty-owning woman, anything you want.

I will give you advice, answer questions about myself and women in general and most importantly I'll do it all for free. ;P

Hop right in. Type a question and I'll reply. If you have a more sensitive question feel free to pm me. Or if we are actually friends you can tweet, text, call, email, google + or facebook me. Or put it in my tumblr ask.

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The Megas: Because sex does wear blue.

Do all women have as shitty of taste in men as you?

what's it like

you know

having breasts?

No. Unfortunately for you, some of us are a bit choosier.

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The Megas: Because sex does wear blue.

This is my thread because I am bored and need something to maintain my sanity while I analyze neuroscience data.

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The Megas: Because sex does wear blue.

It's wonderful They come in quite handy. You can use them to get your way, stroke them to comfort youself in times when you are scared or sad or even flash strangers for pure entertainment. If you would like to try it sometime, I know a good plastic surgeon. ;P

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The Megas: Because sex does wear blue.

Don't much care for dried meat. On the other hand, fried meat...



Allergic to hops and soy.



Let's be fair; I'm young, and weddings fucking suck. I'm not going to another wedding until I hear there's an open bar and loose bridesmaids.

How do you feel about hair? Upper body, beard, legs, arms, head, etc. I work pretty hard to maintain my more 'Hungarian' qualities, and people are still shocked that I have chest hair.

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"My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare. "

As a woman are you fooled by the rocks that J-Lo has got?

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IT'S TEA TIME!

AWESOMEST thread EVER!

Ok so here's my question:
What are the most important things a man should know about his girlfriend or should do for his girlfriend? (like in a top 5 or some sort)

Body hair is really a personal preference thing for women. I like long hair on the head and I don't mind if a guy has hair on his chest arms and legs because frankly if he doesn't and he shaves he gets all prickly and hard to cuddle with. And all ladies love to cuddle.

I hate beards for various reasons they tickle my face when I kiss a man with one and they itch more delicate parts of the female anatomy. I say: ditch the beard. But there are other girls who love them. Chances are the girl will tell you.

But there is one rule all men should abide no matter how obnoxious it may seem: SHAVE YOUR JUNK. If you want head, shave it. It is totally unsexy to have to pick a hair out of your throat in the middle of sex. And it looks better and the skin feels softer down there when you do.

So there ya go. My thoughts on body hair.

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The Megas: Because sex does wear blue.

No. To me, she will always be Jenny from the block.

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The Megas: Because sex does wear blue.

Every girl is different but here are some important things to remember:

1) NEVER forget you made plans with her or blow her off to hang out with your buddies. Hopefully you will get a girl who will recognize the importance of 'bro time' and will not monopolize your every waking moment but that doesn't mean that you can run off and hang with the guys every day and leave her home to cry into a glass of box wine.

2) Try to find hobbies you have in common and do those things together. That seems rather obvious but t can make a huge difference in a relationship if you can actually do something together like go snorkeling or bike riding or play Zelda or jam out at concerts. If you guys don't seem to have any activities in common in the start try to find one. Make a deal with her go to a yoga class if she will go fishing with you. Work until you find something you both enjoy. Common activities hold a relationship together and can be really fun.

3) Pay attention to her likes and dislikes. GUys tend to get really pissed when a girl doesn't like a gift they got for her but usually the girl is upset not because you didn't get them what they wanted/expected but because you didn't pay enough attention to her to know what she does not like. I had an ex boyfriend who bought me a gold necklace. I never wear gold jewelry because I think it looks gaudy and bad with my skin tone and cheap gold makes me break out. If he had time to notice that every piece of jewelry I wear is silver from the rings I wear every day to the earrings I change everyday, he wouldn't have fucked up. Granted, I still wore the necklace even though it made me break out, but I was not happy about the thing. He could have done way better.

4) This should go without saying but, if the girl is upset, looks upset, is crying, acts upset (even if she says she is okay or fine), hold her, comfort her, and DON'T just walk away and leave her or sit there checking twitter on your stupid smartphone. That just screams "I don't give half a fuck about how you are feeling right now" and makes you seem like an insensitive jerk. That girl needs you there for her when she is upset. If she calls you and is upset and there is a way for you to get to her (even if it is an hour drive through fucking Indiana (and everyone hates driving in Indiana)) do it, for her. It will show her that you care more than any words you could say on the phone will. If there is no possible way for you to get there and you both know it, tell her how much you wish you could be there, that always means a bunch to a girl.

5) Lastly and probably most importantly: If you don't like her anymore, leave her. Trust me, i know from experience that being broken up with is painful (especially when it happens after three years over Facebook) but nothing is more painful than being broken up with and finding out that your guy was cheating on you or didn't have feelings for you. It makes you feel like you wasted a chunk of your life. Don't waste anyone's life, yours or hers. When it is time to say goodbye, even though it will be hard, man up and do it. Even if she doesn't see it at the time or even for months or years afterward, you'll be doing her a favor.

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The Megas: Because sex does wear blue.

You should write a book about women. Just make sure you put a picture of an half naked woman on the cover. (otherwise no man will read it)

Anyway...
My next question is:
What's it like to have ''emotions''?
I mean...I have ''bromotions'' but they're not like the real thing.

skin tight jeans and capris: do girls actually go for men that wear them and for the love of god WHY?!

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I'm the one fucking this bitch, you're just holding the camera.