It's true. I have like 3 bites on my leg, can't feel any of them.

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"Divide by Sharpedo? Pft, more like devoured by Sharpedo!" - Jay C; MAGfest 8

Have you ever lied in this topic?

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This signature has absolutely no relevance to the discussion at hand.

Or get bitten so much you no longer feel the bites. I can stand in an ant bed and feel nothing.

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No.

If you had a choice between never having to worry about money again in your life or saving a truck load of hungry children from falling off a cliff.... what would it be?

Well, when the truck explodes on impact due to falling from such a great height, depending on the number of starving children inside of said truck, I'm sure at least one would be safely jettisoned out of the truck and could then feast upon his equally starving, but now tastily roasted brothers.

So I'd be rich, he'd be full, and I'd be a hero. Three birds, one stone, bam.

Do you blame Cowbox for ending the great questions story with "I'd just leave us handcuffed and die"?

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"Divide by Sharpedo? Pft, more like devoured by Sharpedo!" - Jay C; MAGfest 8

Do you love chips?

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I never blamed him in the first place because I planned ahead six steps and knew from the start he would rush my porch when my guard was down, hadcuff me while forcing me to ingest the cure/cause for cancer myself, and would see right through my obvious shroud of deceit, and being the master of tricks that I am, I dislocate my fake hand from the cuff leaving him quite baffled by the whole turn of events and race towards my golden 'real cure for sure this time' vault.


Knowing that cowbox is probably faster than me on foot , I think ahead again and stumble to the ground and trip; and in an oversight caused by his terror of dying cancer and overall confidence in his own safe cracking ability he continues to run past me, making his way to the safe.


BUT


this is no ordinary fall, no, my friend, this is a well calculated (and perfectly executed if I do say so myself) front flip-tuck-somersault leading me into a secret underground escape tunnel hidden under a very nice rug (oh so nice might I add) landing me right on top of my trusty escape motorcycle (lovingly referred to as the geddafuckouttathere-mobile)


I ride off to the stadium that housed the X-game like series of events and readying myself for the final showdown that is likely to occur, assuming that dumb old 'box can make it out of my mansion alive once he realized that I don't even own a vault and that he just cracked the timer to the worlds biggest time-bomb.


You, ah... still on that potato chip kick, huh?
Just ...eating those potato chips.



Alright.

It was a Josh reference... oh well

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Dude, why would you make a reference to Drake and Josh?

JIGGER, WHY WOULD HE DO DAT?

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IT'S TEA TIME!

Hey, I liked Drake and Josh. It was lame in many respects yes... but I still enjoyed it.

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Because he must've mistaken this for the 'make referrences to jigger instead of asking the hard hitting questions thread' thread.

What is the best pick up line you can think of this very moment?

If you had the choice of never having to do dishes again or 500 dollars cash, what would you go with.

Quick, name a part of your body to have chopped off.

Use the phone book or just google numbers/addresses?


ALSO:

What the HELL is your signature? I've always wondered and if you've already said, I missed it.

Do you ever see a question and think "Fuck, [name] should answer this question, this is [name]'s expertise"?

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"Divide by Sharpedo? Pft, more like devoured by Sharpedo!" - Jay C; MAGfest 8