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ChaoticFox
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 Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:21 am |
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Movie's probably gonna be awful, but I think the CGI looks rad and I'm sort of expecting cheese.
First one was god awful, but its biggest failure was the fact that FUCKING GHOST RIDER DIDN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING COOL FOR THE ENTIRE GODDAMN MOVIE
He drives down the side of a building in like one scene. That's like... the highlight. I swear to God, nothing else happens in that entire movie. So boring.
This one looks to rectify that. I expect to be entertained, but hardly impressed.
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Johnny AMERICA
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:34 am |
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What I've heard about it is that it's directed by the guys who made Crank and it definitely shows.
I'm assuming that's a good thing based on what I've heard about Crank.
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ChaoticFox
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:43 am |
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Crank 1 is great. Crank 2 is one of the worst uses of film in the history of cinema.
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Jay C
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:12 am |
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Have you ever seen Contagion? Yeah Crank 2 > Contagion.
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ChaoticFox
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:22 am |
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Nope. A movie would literally have to grow teeth and bite me in the dick to be worse than Crank 2. Even the most boring, uninteresting, poorly acted movie is still leagues beyond the abomination that is Crank 2. It's SO MUCH WORSE than just "a bad movie". It practically buttfucked the medium and spat on its back.
Contagion had a relatively disappointing ending, but the bulk of the movie was great. Even if it wasn't, you just can't compare the two things.
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Cowbox
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:51 am |
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Man, Contagion was just boring. I went into it really excited like and it just didn't live up. It's pretty much everything I expected it to be but I guess that's just not a movie I wanted to see in the first place.
also I hated Matt Damon's kid
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Gergus
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:31 pm |
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So from what I'm hearing, I should just go and watch Out Break, and I'd have a better time?
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ProtomanX904
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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:34 am |
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ProtomanX904
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:17 pm |
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Yo guys, did anybody else catch the American Pie marathon?
It would've been pretty awesome if not for the fact they censored the nudity and swearing on top of the fact there were constant commercials, so I ended up just loading the DVDs into my PS3 and watching them in their true glory. It's a wonder I haven't rewatched these films earlier, they're almost as funny as the Clerks series imo.
However, before I switched channels to watch the films on my PS3, I saw an interesting commercial...
a commercial for American Reunion! It looks pretty cool, I'll have to see it in theatres next month. Is anybody else looking forward to it?
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Cowbox
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:28 pm |
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Wait, what were you watching these movies on?
I need to know. This is important.
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ProtomanX904
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:53 am |
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It was on MTV. They're showing the films again tomorrow, so you're in luck.
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Cowbox
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:25 am |
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ProtomanX904
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:41 pm |
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holycrapman
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:01 pm |
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Just watched Apocalypse Now. Really fucking boring.
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Galaxy Man
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:01 am |
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Woah 21 Jump Street is actually really funny!
The ad's made it look pretty lame but it was surprisingly good.
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